Total Medals Earned: 764 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,305 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/45 points)
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Who needs Instructions
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/255 points)
kill 50 enemies
kill 250 enemies
beat game once
beat game on hard mode
survive 10 waves in survival mode
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
classD
ninja
n00b
classC
classB
classA
classGOD
Medals Earned: 12/20 (60/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/365 points)
Meet the bear
Survive a shipwreck
Visit Gisbee
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
